Tuesday, July 22, 2008

You Look Mahvelous

At least that's what I've been told about 9 million times lately. Is it just something people say to pregnant ladies no matter what? I mean, let's be honest here: I've put on 20 pounds since the stick turned blue...how on EARTH can I look great? I think it's just one of those things that people just say when you're pregnant. Just like when you first tell people you're expecting they ask if you're excited or my favorite...'do your parents know?' DUH! Don't get me wrong...I LOVE having throngs of people (strangers too) constantly telling me that I look amazing, but let's be real, people. I'm a blob...and I'm o.k. with that! I guess the other option would be for people to take one look at me and say "wow are you ever fat" so I guess I'll take what I can get!

I'm also happy to report that no stranger has placed his/her hand on my belly in public yet. Ooooo if that happens, I'll be totally grossed out and probably say something snappy, which the evil pregnant hormones in me think would be kinda fun!

Finally the best news of all: my appetite is back. I've finally been able to eat a full meal (yesterday) which was great...and right now as I type this, I am dying for my pre-workout peanut butter sandwich which is waiting for me at home.

Oh and one more thing. Nicole Kidman had a baby about two weeks ago. Search for a recent image of her online. The bitch is back to her rail thin body ALREADY. I know I know, this is a family blog and I promised not to swear...but she deserves the moniker. Nobody should be allowed to be that skinny that soon after birth. She should've hidden in a cave until at least six months post birth before she revealed that bony body. Grrrrrrr.

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