Yeah, I'm talking about Stinky.
Remember the story last week about Stinky the wildlife guy? Well, I called him yesterday to come move his trap because honestly, the bait he had in there (a container of applesauce) was starting to smell and wasn't doing any good any way. So, he came out, but...he confirmed that the smell was not the bait. It was our squirrel. Apparently, I WAS RIGHT!!!! Much to the dismay of the sexist animal hunter, a woman
actually knew what she was talking about. I told him on FRIDAY that the squirrel was in the dryer and sure enough, we popped off the bottom cover of the dryer and the stench got worse. Problem is, the dang squirrel is actually inside the inner-workings of the dryer.
It
happened just as I suspected (again...shocker there). The squirrel got into the attic when the guys fixed the hole in our gutter last week. He found his way to the dryer vent (we have second floor laundry and so it vents into the attic) and shimmied down the pipe into the base of the dryer. So, after Stinky confirmed the death, he said he couldn't/wouldn't take the dryer apart to get the
carcass so we were on our own. Lurch, his assistant was about to spray some God-awful dead animal smell hiding spray and I told him that I was pregnant and didn't want that sprayed...and he actually argued with me that he thought it was safe. I am surprised he could even read the label. Really. He was that bad. Anyway, since it's our house, I won and they left.
Meanwhile, the last few days (except for our good ultrasound news) have been kinda rough with all the crap going down with the house.
Soooo, Jon told me to relax and make my dinner and eat and he'd find someone to come and take the dryer apart and get the squirrel out. Well, the best we could do was Monday. MONDAY. O.k. people, my house REEKS of dead animal, and I'm supposed to live with that until Monday??!!! Luckily, Jon knew I wouldn't accept that, so he found a local guy and played the "I have a pregnant wife and the smell is turning her stomach" card and the guy is coming this morning. One catch: the guy told Jon that there is a chance that the squirrel got caught in the motor. In that case, the guy will just take $60 from us and our dryer, and we'll have to head out to
Sear's for a new one. So, another day today, another stupid home repair.
YIPPEE!